Pt. 2 - "What Happens in St. Barths..."

A world health and economic crisis at hand. Quarantines in order. Businesses closing. Lives on the line. It took me a damn long time to finish writing this in the right spirit, but I managed so here’s my St. Barth’s review Pt. 2 - “What Happens in St. Barths…”

Life was good at @shellona_sbh. Real good. But we quickly realized that if we kept chugging like fish, we’d have absolutely no life savings left to do damage to the other hotspots on our hit list. Our golden coins had gotten us this far, and there was no way in hell we were gonna burn out too fast. Claire would not be knocked out in the first round. The gloves were on and she was swinging to win. Our next stop was @edenrockstbarths which was perhaps one of the most divine properties I have ever seen. The look and the service matched the hefty price tag, and we were glad we got to visit. Then the tea you’ve all been waiting for:

I met Collins at @nikkibeachstbarth and we fell deeply in love. He was tall, fair, handsome and I found that he took pride in what he wore. What else could a woman ask for, right? Collins was a cocktail. Yes, I hate to burst your bubble and make you raise an eyebrow considering I had a full romance with a drink. A #NikkiBeach Collins is a concoction of #Absolut Elyx Vodka, fresh grapefruit and lime juice, homemade lavender syrup, soda water and grapefruit bitters

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DJ behind the booth. Staff highly attentive. People in the party mood. Sun shining. Sea twinkling. Bikinis (and body parts) out. Vibes nice. Unfortunately, this is as far as the story goes. Why the hell else you think the title of this entry was “What Happens in #StBarths”? Okay, okay. To be fair, since you’ve read all this way… Just know that our drinks led us to a chain of unspeakable events (and more ‘interesting’ pictures I cannot share) that led us right back to the airport departing on a flight that left before schedule, by special request and with he help of a noble dude called Sabin. That is all. #yolo! Until next time, bye.

- @genievecjh